From the mouths of babes...part II

Papa: "Come on Lily, let's take mama to work."
Lily: "No, mama, please don't leave me here."
Me: "Why not, Charlie Brown?"
Lily: "Papa is so mean to me."
Me: "Oh no, honey, What did he do?"
Lily: "He, um, he um...(while she taps her index finger on her chin and looks out the corner of her eye) He made me brush my teeth."